In June 2018 musical comedian, Micky P. Kerr, was rocketed to stardom when he won the hearts of the nation and wowed both Simon Cowell and Andy Murray’s mum with his performances on Britain’s Got Talent. Time has passed and he’s now been brought safely back down to earth and back into his comfort zone as a Z-List Celebrity. 

Doors: 7.30pm
Show: 8.00pm

Tickets are £15 and available from OFS, The Old Town Hall and Online

THIS IS A SEATED SHOW

These  days  Justin’s  not  certain  about  anything  apart  from  his  uncertainty  –  Brexit  looms,  it  appears  the  Cold  War  is  being  rebooted  and  that’s  before  we  begin  to  worry  about  what’s  happening  in  America.....closer  to  home  he’s  starting  to  feel  redundant  as  a  parent.  One  kid  is  leaving  home,  the  dog  is  getting  older  and  needs  fewer  walks,  and  the  youngest  kid  hits  thirteen  and  cancels  the  family  subscription  to  The  Beano.   

Doors: 7.00pm
Show: 7.30pm

Tickets are £14 (£5 Unwaged) and are available online, The Old Town Hall and OFS.

THIS IS A SEATED SHOW

Fresh from a sell-out international tour and smash-hit Live at the Apollo debut, Larry Dean has a new hour of 'unexpected and excellent' **** (Times) thoughts on Scottishness, sodomites and self-esteem. As seen on Comedy Central at the Comedy Store and Roast Battle. ‘One of the most honest, moving and incredibly funny sets I’ve seen in a very long time.’***** (The Herald). Edinburgh Comedy Award Nominee 2018.

Doors: 7.00pm 
Show: 8.00pm

Tickets are £10 and are available online, The Old Town Hall and OFS.

THIS IS A SEATED SHOW

Cluster-bombed with yoghurt on 'Taskmaster', half-killed on 'Bear Grylls - Celebrity Island', Watson returns to what he's best at: being Indoors.

Doors: 7.00pm
Show: 8.00pm

Tickets are £19.00 and available online, The Old Town Hall and OFS directly.

Suitable for ages 14+

As seen on Live from the BBC, Live from the Comedy Store, The Russell Howard Hour, and Live at the Apollo Fern is one of the UK’s hottest comedy stars.  Known for being totally unique and completely fearless her new show will tackle sexuality, feminism, power, Brexit, Britishness, Scottishness and nationality all with her caustic wit, exceptional writing and electric stage craft. Fern is embarking on her biggest tour to date with the show debuting in Australia before heading out across the UK and Europe. 

Doors: 7.00pm
Show: 8.00pm

Tickets are £12 and are available from 31st January

Unstoppably funny, and uniquely talented, The Noise next Door are back in Carlisle.

Doors: 7.30pm 
Show: 8.00pm

Tickets are £14.00 and are available from OFS, The Old Town Hall and Online. 

Suzi Ruffell has made a name for herself by turning tragedy and anxiety into big laughs. This year she is actually happy. This show answers the question: are all stand-ups at their best when they are miserable? Fingers crossed no!

Doors: 7.30pm
Show: 8.00pm

Tickets are £14.00 (£12 concessions) and are available via the OFS, Online and at the Old Town Hall.