**This show has now sold out**
Iain Stirling - U OK HUN? X BAFTA-winning comedian Iain Stirling is back after a summer narrating smash hit Love Island (ITV2) and now you can see his actual face on his brand new tour!
Tickets are £12 and are available online.
Congratulations! It's 2018 and you're still here! So is Mitch, ("the country's leading musical satirist" Times) looking backwards, forwards and sideways trying to make the world a better place, one silly song at a time. Join him as he looks back over what for the lack of a better word he still refers to as his "career" and ponders where he - and indeed all of us - might be going next.
WINNER of BBC 2’s Celebrity Mastermind
“Song after song of exquisitely crafted satire” The Scotsman
Doors 7pm Show 8pm
Tickets £14 & £12 Concession
Available from OFS, Carlisle Old Town Hall & Online
Alun Cochrane is a no-nonsense comedian who specialises in funny nonsense.
Doors 7.30pm Show 8pm
Available at OFS, Carlisle Old Town Hall & Online
Chortle Award nominee Kiri thinks the world revolves around her, but she didn't let that stop her wishing to mentor vulnerable kids. Consequently, she's going to be extremely careful what she wishes for in future. An immoral comedian's morality tale about other people's lack of morals.
‘Passionate, smart and yes, bloody funny.There's a raw depth of feeling here that you won't find in many shows’ **** (Scotsman). ‘Raucous and good-humoured without stinting on the protest’ (Guardian). ‘A storming hour’ **** (Skinny). ‘Never less than fascinating... an hour that's as funny as it is purposeful’ (Chortle.co.uk).
Tickets are £12 and are available from OFS, The Old Town Hall and Online
**Rescheduled from 16th February**
Edinburgh Comedy Award 2017 winner, comedian John Robins – one of the most exciting and distinctive voices in comedy – returns reflecting on love, loss and lamenting the fact he can’t break up with himself.
Tickets for the original date are still valid.
Show - 8.00pm
Tickets - £14.50
Tickets are available Online, The Old Town Hall and Old Fire Station.
In his latest stand-up tour show former Detective Sergeant Alfie Moore, and star of BBC Radio 4 comedy ‘It’s A Fair Cop’, takes you on a thrilling and interactive journey through the art and science of murder investigation
Recommended for ages 14+
Tickets £12 in advance
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Earth Wind & Fire
NORTH Cumbrian artists come together to show new work
February 3rd to 25th
The work on display features a wide variety of styles, and includes pottery, sculpture, jewellery from natural sources, paintings and prints both non representational and traditional.
Open 10am - 5pm Thursday to Saturday & 12 - 4pm Sunday
In The Parquet Room
(03/02/2018 10:00 - 25/02/2018 16:00)
(23/02/2018 20:00 - 22:30)
Wind in the Willows
A beautiful new adaptation of a much love classic, The Wind in the Willows features unique handmade fabric puppets and a charming original score.
Suitable for ages 4+
Carlisle United Night
This will be our Hat Trick of Carlisle United Nights. An evening of stories and anecdotes with former Carlisle United players
Featuring Malcolm Poskett, Dave Mckeller, Les O'Neill, Steve Hayward, Phil Bonnyman & Billy Rafferty
Doors 7pm Kick off 8pm
Tickets £10 in advance & £12 on the door
Los Pacaminos featuring Paul Young
One of the UK’s most popular Live touring bands, Los Pacaminos play the very best in Tex Mex Border music
This is a standing (and dancing) show
The Chef Show
Ragged Edges productions present a delicious and funny evening, blending comedy and food in a no holds barred look at life on the restaurant floor.
With Guest Chef from Gurkha Spicy, Carlisle
Tickets £10 in advance (£12 on the door)
The Singular Exploits of Sherlock Holmes
An affectionate & wryly-humorous homage to the worlds greatest detective
Red Aligatorz Reunion Gig
Red Aligatorz reunion gig
with sets from DJs Tojo, Swanny & Denis Peacock.
Doors at 7pm
Advance tickets £5
£7 on the door
Available from OFS, Carlisle Town Hall & Online