Ragged Edges productions present a delicious and funny evening, blending comedy and food in a no holds barred look at life on the restaurant floor.
With Guest Chef from Gurkha Spicy, Carlisle
Doors 7pm Show 8pm
Tickets £10 in advance (£12 on the door)
Available from OFS, Carlisle Old Town Hall & Online
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Wind in the Willows
A beautiful new adaptation of a much love classic, The Wind in the Willows features unique handmade fabric puppets and a charming original score.
Suitable for ages 4+
Carlisle United Night
This will be our Hat Trick of Carlisle United Nights. An evening of stories and anecdotes with former Carlisle United players
Featuring Malcolm Poskett, Dave Mckeller, Les O'Neill, Steve Hayward, Phil Bonnyman & Billy Rafferty
Doors 7pm Kick off 8pm
Tickets £10 in advance & £12 on the door
Los Pacaminos featuring Paul Young
One of the UK’s most popular Live touring bands, Los Pacaminos play the very best in Tex Mex Border music
This is a standing (and dancing) show
The Chef Show
The Singular Exploits of Sherlock Holmes
An affectionate & wryly-humorous homage to the worlds greatest detective
**This show has now sold out**
Iain Stirling - U OK HUN? X BAFTA-winning comedian Iain Stirling is back after a summer narrating smash hit Love Island (ITV2) and now you can see his actual face on his brand new tour!
Tickets are £12 and are available online.
Red Aligatorz Reunion Gig
Red Aligatorz reunion gig
with sets from DJs Tojo, Swanny & Denis Peacock.
Doors at 7pm
Advance tickets £5
£7 on the door
Available from OFS, Carlisle Town Hall & Online
Congratulations! It's 2018 and you're still here! So is Mitch, ("the country's leading musical satirist" Times) looking backwards, forwards and sideways trying to make the world a better place, one silly song at a time. Join him as he looks back over what for the lack of a better word he still refers to as his "career" and ponders where he - and indeed all of us - might be going next.
WINNER of BBC 2’s Celebrity Mastermind
“Song after song of exquisitely crafted satire” The Scotsman
Tickets £14 & £12 Concession
John Cooper Clarke
**This show is now sold out**
John Cooper Clarke the original 'Punk Poet'
Doors 7pm Show 7.30pm
Flossie Malavialle met Keith Donnelly in 2001 at the Spring Thing Festival in Darlington and they soon became firm friends. She liked his songs, he liked her style...not long after that, they decided to team up and started playing folk festivals together, simply stunning people in the process with their material...which inspired Keith to name their duo 'Dark Horses'.
Tickets are £14.00 & £12.00 Concessions ( £15.00 and £13.00 concessions on the door) and are available from OFS, The Old Town Hall and Online.
This is a seated show
Last Train To Skaville
Last Train to Skaville combines all the hits from the original Jamaican ska of the 60’s to the 2 Tone rebirth of ska from the 70’s and 80’s
With support from Carlisle band Reggie
Tickets £10 in advance and £12 on the door
Alun Cochrane is a no-nonsense comedian who specialises in funny nonsense.
Doors 7.30pm Show 8pm
Available at OFS, Carlisle Old Town Hall & Online
Night of the Watches
A night for former and serving fire service personnel
To socialise, reminisce and get together
Open from 7pm - Midnight
Glenn Tilbrooks solo shows have continued to rise in popularity. Don't miss the chance to catch him in Carlisle
Support comes from Charlie Austen
Tickets £17.50 in advance (£20 on the door)
Available from OFS, Carlisle Tourist Information Centre
This is a standing show
Where's My Igloo Gone
Journey into a dazzling, icy world of soaring snow geese and pet husky dogs on extraordinary Arctic adventure.
The show is accessible to Deaf, hearing and non-English
Age range: 5+
Doors 10am Show 10.30am
Doors 1pm Show 1.30pm SOLD OUT
Tickets £8 & £5 Concession
Following a colourful career that has take in metal, motown and soul, Detroit's finest rock/blues export Marcus Malone has finally cut the album of his career.
With support from The Hustle
Tickets £12.00 in advance
Once named "the future of the Blues" Chris is Canada's most acclaimed blues artist.
The War of The Worlds
“Part alternative rock band, part thespian… wholly charming.” (The Times)
Tickets £12 & £10 Concession in advance